Funny Quotes From Borderlands 2

Bandits:

• "Never gonna give you up."
• "What the hell is that thing?" (when dropping a turret)
• "I can see Uranus from here." (when enemy is phaselocked)
• "Look at me when I'm charging at you!"
• "I smell tasty!" (as they're burning)
• "I can hear with my teeth!"
• "I didn't like that guy anyway."
• "Gimme my hit points back!"
• "They run into the slaughter like kids to an ice cream truck."
• "I wanna eat your babies!"
• "I miss my midget."
• "Friggin' finally! God!" (as you're character is dying)
• "YOU'D BETTER GOD DAMN SCREAM FOR ME!!!"
• "I'm gonna wear your face for a condom!"
• "Welcome to...DIE!"
• "You're gonna be my new meat bicycle!"
• "I am the one who knocks." (Breaking Bad reference)

Engineers:

• "I...almost...paid off...my house..."
• "I just finished my comic book collection."
• "Looks like I got a promotion coming up." (as another Engineer dies)
• "Tell my wife......she's a bitch."

Tannis:

• "Also...need to buy a new ventilation system. It smells of bacon in here. Bacon is for sycophants and products of incest."

Random Character Quotes:

• "Hey Karina. You know what's worse than not having a shield? Being a woman!" (Dave from Overlook)
• "8 inches." (random male Sanctuary citizen if you're using a female character)
• "I used to be a Vault Hunter like you until I took a bullet to the knee." (random Sanctuary citizen)
• "Kill my husband and I'll marry you." (random female Sanctuary citizen)
• "OPEN UP!! I WANNA TELL YOU HOW KITTENS ARE MADE FROM DISTILLED HATRED!!" (random Sanctuary citizen while banging on a wall/door)
• "My toe just fell off..." (random Sanctuary citizen)
• "...and that's why they call me the Yellow Dart." (random Sanctuary citizen)

...MORE TO COME!!