- "Never gonna give you up."
- "What the hell is that thing?" (when dropping a turret)
- "I can see Uranus from here." (when enemy is phaselocked)
- "Look at me when I'm charging at you!"
- "I smell tasty!" (as they're burning)
- "I can hear with my teeth!"
- "I didn't like that guy anyway."
- "Gimme my hit points back!"
- "They run into the slaughter like kids to an ice cream truck."
- "I wanna eat your babies!"
- "I miss my midget."
- "Friggin' finally! God!" (as you're character is dying)
- "YOU'D BETTER GOD DAMN SCREAM FOR ME!!!"
- "I'm gonna wear your face for a condom!"
- "Welcome to...DIE!"
- "You're gonna be my new meat bicycle!"
- "I am the one who knocks." (Breaking Bad reference)
- "I...almost...paid off...my house..."
- "I just finished my comic book collection."
- "Looks like I got a promotion coming up." (as another Engineer dies)
- "Tell my wife......she's a bitch."
- "Also...need to buy a new ventilation system. It smells of bacon in here. Bacon is for sycophants and products of incest."
Random Character Quotes:
- "Hey Karina. You know what's worse than not having a shield? Being a woman!" (Dave from Overlook)
- "8 inches." (random male Sanctuary citizen if you're using a female character)
- "I used to be a Vault Hunter like you until I took a bullet to the knee." (random Sanctuary citizen)
- "Kill my husband and I'll marry you." (random female Sanctuary citizen)
- "OPEN UP!! I WANNA TELL YOU HOW KITTENS ARE MADE FROM DISTILLED HATRED!!" (random Sanctuary citizen while banging on a wall/door)
- "My toe just fell off..." (random Sanctuary citizen)
- "...and that's why they call me the Yellow Dart." (random Sanctuary citizen)
...MORE TO COME!!